Sunday, June 5, 2011

Completely Irrelevant But Important

So I need help picking out my roller derby name, and I thought "What better crowd than this one!" (naturally). It needs to reflect my personality while still being badass. Checking to see if the names were registered was a big bummer. I lost "Courtney Shove", "Smack Daniels", and of course, "Syd Vicious" (wasn't the most inventive...). The best I've come up with since was "Flannery O'Knock 'Er", but "Flannery O'Slaughter" is already taken (bitch) so I'm not sure if I want something that similar, even though mine makes more sense.

Quick List of Things I Like:
Southern Gothic Literature
Whiskey
90's music
The color grey
Sweet Briar
Binturongs

6 comments:

  1. C Cup Syd
    Blitzkrieg Betty
    Manhatin'
    Shady Lady
    Peach Clobber
    Cruella De Kill
    Boobarella
    Karma Suture

    what the hell is wrong with me

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  2. A lot is wrong with you, Mike. A whole fucking lot.

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  3. I think Mike basically answered this one for all of us. I was going to try to think about something funny with William Faulkner, but I would feel dirty posting anything in here now....

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  4. Unfortunately, most of Mike's suggestions are already taken. But man I appreciate the effort, it really cheered me up before work! And Edward, I'd love to hear Faulkner related names! ahaha

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  5. Oh, the one I thought of wasn't good.

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