Showing posts with label Literature. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Literature. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Classic Literature Series--Introduction

Since my sobriety and following my graduation from college, one of my main goals has been to acquaint myself with the cultural history (initially Western, but hopefully veering into Eastern and other cultures as I become more adept and familiar) of great literature.  Although I was an English major in college, I really didn't care too much more about reading than anyone else who merely enjoyed it as a hobby.  Honestly, being forced to read so many books on a strict schedule was a huge turn-off for the rebellious soul in me, so I didn't read a large number of the books I was assigned in college (or I only read them partially).  I have never been a good learner or student when being forced to do something, but I am naturally very curious and obsessed with the acquisition of knowledge when it comes to my own personal interests.  I would much rather have read deeply for my own pleasure, rather than doing so because teachers/my parents/"society" forced me to.  So basically, coming out of college (and this was really one of my main motivations to get sober), I wanted to brush up (or really, paint the first coat of paint, since I hadn't read all too many) on the classics of Western literature.  This is a goal that is easier said then done, of course.  My initial goals are to conquer the two most important texts of the English language: the King James Bible and the works of William Shakespeare.  I am almost done with the Old Testament of the King James, which will be my first entry on here.

The books I'd like to address in this classics series aren't just known for being difficult--they are known for containing the wisdom of the entire human race; for shaping the lives of generations of men and women who have read them, who in turn shaped the rest of the world around them.  The classics perhaps have a reputation as being difficult because they are books that richly reward multiple readings.  They are the type of book that you get more out of with each reading.  That is why they have lasted for hundreds, or in some cases, thousands of years  They are also the type of book that reaps even greater rewards when being discussed and thought about passionately.  This is mostly my reasoning for creating this series.  I don't particularly just want to rant about each book.  What I really want to do is discuss the ideas and the writing of the book with the other readers on here, so that we can get a (Socratic?) dialogue going, which will lead to illuminations we might not have otherwise stumbled upon from these novels, poems, short stories, essays, treatises, plays, or sacred scriptures.  Also, I want to get other people enthusiastic about literature, and hopefully turn them onto some good books.  If nothing else, at least writing about each book will flesh out my own opinions of the work, and what exactly I have taken from it.  Sometimes these things aren't easily seen until one does the actual work of discussing the book.

In a week or so, I will have a post ready about the King James Old Testament.  Everyone, get psyched!

--Edward

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Of Nemeses and Archenemies

Some of you may have already heard me yabbering about this topic, but I think it warrants a post and some responses. I've been reading the book Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas on loan from Edward (tanks Eddy!), and I definitely recommend it to any and all of you. In the second half of the book - Things That Might Be True, he goes into his more exploratory essays about concepts and societal situations (leaving the first half - Things That Are True, which is composed of interviews with celebrities and musicians as well as other pretty cool crap), and one of them has to do with nemeses and archenemies.

It's kind of an interesting concept he brings up in that all anyone really needs for a compelling and successful life, he says, is a nemesis and an archrival. The differences between these two can often be hard to really see clearly, but one of the best defining statments he gave was, "you measure yourself against your nemesis, and you seek to destroy your archenemy." He also provides some guidelines that help:

"Recognizing your Nemesis:
- You kind of like your nemesis, despite the fact that you despise him
- You will always have drinks with your nemesis.
- You would attend the funeral of your nemesis and-privately-you might shed a tear over his or her passing
- At some point in the past, this person was (arguably) your best friend.
- You and this person once competed for the same woman (or man), and you both failed.
- You have punched this person in the face.
- If invited, you would go to this person's wedding and give them a spice rack, but you would secretly hope that their marriage ends in a bitter, public divorce.
- People who barely know the two of you assume you are close friends; people who know both of you intimately suspect you profoundly hate each other.
- If your archenemy tried to kill you, this person would attempt to stop him."

"Recognizing your Archenemy
- You would never choose to have a cocktail with your archenemy, unless you were attempting to spike the gin with arsenic.
- If you were to perish, your archenemy would dance on your grave, and then he'd burn down your house and molest your children.
- You hate your archenemy so much that you keep your hatred secret, because you do not want your archenemy to hate the satisfaction of being hated.
- Every time you talk to htis person, you lie.
- If you meet someone who has the same first name as this person, you immediately like them less.
- This person has done at least two (2) things that would be classified as "unforgivable".
- The satisfaction you feel from your own success pales in comparison to the despair you feel from this person's triumphs, even if those triumphs are completely unrelated to your life.
- If this person slept with your girlfriend, she would never be attractive to you again.
- Even if this person's girlfriend was a hateful bitch, you would sleep with her out of spite."

Now, I thought it would be interesting if people would pipe in and try to suggest some duos that are nemeses and some that are archenemies. One of the interesting aspects of this dynamic, as I've discussed with others, is should these relationships be reciprocated, as in if you are my nemesis then I am yours? Or is it possible for these relationships to be more one-sided where you could be my nemesis but Weird Al Yankovic is yours?

Klosterman gives some more interesting examples of who he sees as nemeses and archenemies:

Magic Johnson was Larry Bird's nemesis but Isiah Thomas was his archenemy - whenever Magic and Larry played it was an instant classic in match-ups, a beautiful battle of skill, talent, and hard work, but when Larry went against Isiah, it was a "train wreck", as in everything fell apart and was hard to watch. From this I think it should be noted that nemeses, when put against each other, often create something greater than themselves, while archenemies clashing usually result in destruction and bringing each other down to very basics of humanity.

Joker was Batman's nemesis but Superman was his archenemy - this may not be the best example, especially depending on interpretations of the concepts and which versions of these characters you refer to, but I think the idea of it is that Joker and Batman were often on the same level of head to head battling, each basically challenging they other to push them to the top of their game in order to prevail. With Superman (and again I don't know a whole lot about the relationship here), I think he's saying that Batman basically hated Superman because Superman rendered Batman "entirely mortal and generaly nonessential". I could also see him hate Superman because Superman was eternally clean cut and much more willing to side with the cops or government it seemed, while Batman pursued independence from such forces (at least later on in the Frank Miller and Nolan versions, where he might have an inside man - Gordon, but stay out of it for the most part).

Vince Neil of Motley Crue was Axl Rose of Guns n' Roses's nemesis, but Kurt Cobain was Axl's archenemy - I don't know a whole lot about these guys, but it sounds about right.

My own suggestions:

Michael Jordan was his own nemesis, and the Detroit Pistons were his archenemy - possibly cheap for taking the Pistons again, but I honestly didn't know much about Bird and the Pistons. Most of my knowledge about that team of the early 90's was that they would kick the shit out of Jordan, literally, fouling him so hard that he would just get furious while not allowing him to be the immortal basketball player he was. And he basically measured himself against himself, which proved to motivate him like crazy.

South Park are the Simpson's nemesis but Family Guy is their archenemy - South Park provides an experienced competitor that is honestly of a contrasting style, is more violent and crude, but still very intelligent in its execution. Family Guy has been accused of stealing all kinds of jokes from the Simpsons and seems to breed an even more sarcastic of an audience than the Simpsons or South Park ever did, which makes them even more snarky, irreverant, and basically an entity that is like an ungrateful successor who doesn't even seem to deserve that sort of title. Don't get me wrong, Family Guy is a hilarious show, but I could see how the Simpsons would want to destroy it and rather measure themselves against South Park. Feel free to debate.

The Beatles were nemeses with the Rolling Stones, but they were the archenemy of the Beach Boys. - I'm basically taking this from what I've heard from Edward (hopefully I interpreted this right, but he could tell you better than me).

Winter is Summer's nemesis, but Fall is Summer's archenemy - a little abstract I'll grant you, but it is Fall that ends Summer every year, while Summer and Winter compete more head to head in various types of activities (snowboarding vs. surfing, Olympics vs. Olympics, cold vs. hot - I mean come on!).

All right, let me know some of your own ideas for pairings of any kind, maybe even some of your own nemeses and archenemies.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Book Club Update

Hello, friends, foes, and local minorities! Sorry I haven't been posting on the blog as much. The past month or so has been a very chaotic time, but overall positive. I have been very busy though. I still plan on starting the book club pretty soon, hopefully iwithin the next month. As stated previously, I am reading Homer's Odyssey, and after that, I still plan to start the Bible in honor of (last) month's religion theme. But after this, I will start reading Stephen King's Dark Tower series. If you guys want to get a head start on this, since it's lengthy, be my guest. We can break up the seven books with other suggestions if people want. I believe Jim had suggested some Philip K. Dick.

Also, I wasn't able to watch any Coen Bros. for last month's director time. Should we move onto a new director this month or carry them on for September so we can all watch more?

--Edward

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Post Your Suggestions for Book Club Here

I want to make this the home base for posting your book suggestions for our new book club--Creatio Ex Nihilo (or whatever else someone wants to change it to). Please add anything you want or just brainstorm in the comment section of this post.

Here are a couple of ideas from me. I like the idea of occasionally doing themes or topics to mix it up from just normally doing individual titles. This would be similar to us doing a different director for each month, although the themes/topics could take place over a period longer than a month.

For instance, we could do a graphic novels section, reading a few graphic novels that people suggest or hitting all of the important, landmark ones (Watchmen, From Hell, whatever else, I don't really know the medium that well). We could do biographies, certain types of nonfiction, sci-fi books, books by certain authors, a topic, such as adultery, genres like poetry, epics, drama, etc., etc. etc.

One thing I'm interested doing in the future (farther into it, when people have some titles under their belt and can handle some of these more difficult suggestions for this topic) is doing a segment about the history of American literature. I think, us being American and hopefully interested in learning more about our culture, this would be particularly instructive and also a good journey for us to have together as a group. Because our nation is pretty young, we could tackle this important topic in as little as 10-15 books. So that would take a few months, but not that many. This is what I had in mind as the major books/authors of American literary history (in chronological order): start with the writings of Emerson, who influenced all of those who came immediately after him and helped start the "American Renaissance" of the middle of the 19th century; move onto his novelistic predecessors in New England, Nathaniel Hawthorne (The Scarlet Letter) and Herman Melville (Moby-Dick); then tackle the two major poets of our country, Walt Whitman (Leaves of Grass) and Emily Dickinson (some selected poetry by her); then read Walden and perhaps some other selected essays of Henry David Thoreau; skip ahead a few decades to Mark Twain's Huck Finn (Ernest Hemingway, himself one of America's most influential writers, said that "All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huck Finn"); read a book or two by Henry James, often considered America's finest novelist (a fight he wages with William Faulkner); then move onto the Modernists of the 20th century, with William Faulkner (we'd read his two biggest novels, The Sound and the Fury and As I Lay Dying), Ernest Hemingway (read a smattering of his short stories, which are his true legacy, and perhaps The Sun Also Rises, his greatest novel), and F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Great Gatsby); then we'd hit the essential post-WWII novel, Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man; and finally move onto the greatest writers who are still alive, Philip Roth (we would have to pick a book by him, since he has several contenders), Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian, which is considered the best novel by an American author still alive), and Thomas Pynchon (Gravity's Rainbow...be ready for a challenge and craziness). And that's it. That's only about 12 novels, with some poetry and essays thrown in, to cover the literary history of our country, which is something I think we should all learn about eventually, and our book club is the best way to do this. This is a long-term project, though, but I think when we do do it, we should do it all the way through, since you can learn about the themes that weave their way through our cultural history and see how the authors influenced each other. Someone, I forget who, said that culture is really the great minds of history having a dialogue with each other, and this would be our chance to listen in and try to learn something from what they have to say, and I think we undoubtedly can.

Jim had suggested that we read two books by Philip K. Dick, master of science fiction. One was Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, and I forget the name of the others. This would be a good way to break up the Dark Tower series, which is rather lengthy, but is the first thing we are scheduled to read.

Rie suggested that we actually have scheduled meetings in person so that we have deadlines for our reading. I think this is a good idea, since otherwise people will lag indefinitely. We don't have to match the crazy pace of college literature courses, which I believe rush too much over the greatest works in history just to get as many titles as possible on the syllabus, but I think we should set at least a steady clip, since it's infinitely better to read novels in bigger chunks then to read only snippets here and there before we go to bed or on the way to work in the morning on the subway. You can't really appreciate great work unless you dive headfirst into it, which means spending more time with the authors. Jim and other people who aren't around can be broadcasted into our meetings via webcam or other sexy devices.

Another suggestion I have is that we tackle the current "it books"--The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series. I am forever out of touch with what's popular at the moment, and I'd like to correct that. These movies are coming to theaters in the future, with Daniel Craig and others, so hopefully we can read them before the movies come out. They are quick-paced thrillers, so no one should have any problem with these.

I'll post some other suggestions later.

--Edward

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Creatio Ex Nihilo--The DiMB Book Club

Welcome, fellow uneducated, slack-jawed, and wide-eyed yokels. If you, like me, would like to become more well-read, then welcome to the Demons in My Britches book club--Creatio Ex Nihilo. Like our film discussion group, this will be very informal and open to everyone who wants in. Anyone can suggest books and we will discuss them on our own time and when available, whether that means on this blog, in person, or via Skype, something I had not heard of until I saw Daniel using it a year ago to keep in touch with the victim of his torrid love affair, one Rie Ma.

As the club's founder, I naturally get first pick for what we read, and I have decided upon the preeminent series of the world's best-selling author, Stephen King: The Dark Tower. Despite what you might think, his most critically acclaimed series isn't straight horror. Rather, it's a mix of fantasy and western, put together in one ludicrously epic package. As King himself says in the intro to the first book, The Gunslinger, he was inspired to write this series by both The Lord of the Rings and the Sergio Leone film The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (join our film discussion group to watch this landmark film, and stay afterwards at our CD-signing tent to pick up Cam Heaslip's special energy drink, which releases hits of acid and molly so that they peak right during the shootout climax of Leone's epic western film). You can tell King really just wanted to make the most epic thing possible. This is like a pulpy, popular fiction version of Homer and The Aeneid. Don't worry, we'll eventually get to the classics in our book club, but I wanted to start with something a little easier and more fun, and I think this is the perfect intro. It has almost everything, considering its scope, and because it's King, it is incredibly easy to read and very thrilling.

There are seven books total in the series. This is them in chronological order (shut-up!), starting with the first: The Gunslinger, The Drawing of the Three, The Waste Lands, Wizard and Glass, Wolves of the Calla, Song of Susannah and The Dark Tower. According to Wikipedia, King has described this series as his magnum opus. I have only read the first book, which was entertaining and a fun read, but I think it really only scratches the surface of this complex and epic series. I believe it is by far the shortest book. I'm sure people's local libraries carry these books, so there is no need to buy them for our book club. If someone needs them, I do have copies of the first four and I could loan them out individually after I finish each one.

Please post comments if you are interested in joining our book club. I stress that it's very informal and you can read as much or as little as you want. I'm hoping to see this book club as a way to get people like Matt or Mike started reading. I assure you guys that The Dark Tower is very easy reading and undoubtedly you'll find it an immersive, white-knuckle read. By the way, I don't plan on starting The Dark Tower for a little bit myself, because as you can read in my earlier post about my upcoming reading list, I have the Odyssey and the Bible up next on the plate. I don't plan on reading the whole Bible at once, though, so I say we'll probably start sometime in mid-September or so, would be my guess. If you want to, of course, you can always start reading now if you're a slow reader.

Please, please, please, feel free to post any suggestions about the book club you want. And anyone looking to join, just tell me or other members (as far as I know, Daniel is the only other member at the moment, but we'll have more soon). Happy reading!

--Edward

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Upcoming Books on My Reading List

Just to try to keep myself motivated here, I'm just going to give a quick rundown about what I have up next on my reading list. Ever since I started wanting to read the classics of world literature (which was about a year ago), I had decided that my first year of this reading plan would be devoted to building a solid foundation with some of the most important and alluded to classics. The father of Western literature is Homer, the supposedly blind bard of ancient Greece. The two epics attributed to him (I say attributed to since scholars know essentially nothing about the man the Greeks dubbed Homer, and there is and has always been a great debate about if one man wrote both poems, or if either was even written by a single person) are the Iliad and the Odyssey. I read the Iliad last year, which took a while but was definitely worth it. The next book I plan on reading is the Odyssey, which I think most modern readers like more than its predecessor. It is the single quintessential adventure story of all time, just like the Iliad is the original war story. I think it's fairly important to read the Iliad before the Odyssey, since there are many characters in both, and reading the Iliad first gives you a solid bedrock of narrative understanding that will aid you in the looser, more meandering Odyssey. The Iliad is almost overpowering in its graphic and gigantic descriptions of war. I have started to read the Odyssey before, but kept getting sidetracked by other things. It is a lot easier read than its big brother, but based on the approximate half of it that I've read before, I would have to disagree with the modern audiences who like it more than the war epic Iliad, which documents a couple days in the ten-year Greek struggle to lay siege on Troy (ten years and untold amounts killed over a husband trying to get back his wife who left him for the Trojan prince Paris!). The Odyssey has lots of magic and interesting stories, but it cannot compare to the sheer power of the colossal descriptions of war and human suffering in Iliad. One of my favorite parts of Homer is his use of gigantic similes, using lines and lines to compare warfare to nature's power. Those parts are the heart of Homer to me, and they do not pop up often in the Odyssey. But I will give it another shot, since it clearly is not a bad book. In fact, it is one of the central works in Western literature for all time. (Note: I am reading the Richmond Lattimore translations of both works. He has long been considered the gold standard for Homer--especially the Iliad--since his Iliad came out in, I believe, '61. If others were to start reading Homer, I would recommend to them the Robert Fagles translations, which are a little newer and undoubtedly easier to read, while still capturing the elemental power which makes Homer so special and universally loved.)

After I finish that--and since I think religion will most likely be the next topic of the month on DIMB--I will begin an even harder struggle as I attempt to tackle the central work of Western literature: the Holy Bible. Since I think trying to tackle the Bible head-on and slogging through the entire work in one go is a bit suicidal, I will see how things go, but probably I will end up reading the Bible a book or two at a time. After all, the Bible was not written by one author or considered to be a chronological, seamless narrative. It is a piecemeal collection of different writings by a whole lot of different authors. From everything I've ever read about it, the Bible is often considered to be one of the weirdest books in existence. I think probably the majority of Christians have never read the entire thing, and I think there are large swathes of it that Sunday school teachers probably never teach to their students. It's full of sex and violence and all kinds of other weird things. I want to read it because first-off, it's considered to be one of the greatest works of literature in all of existence. Despite having pages and pages of unreadable lists and other esoteric passages, there are moments of raw sublimity that perhaps surpass all other works in literary history. I would say its only peers are Homer's epics, Dante's Divine Comedy, Milton's Paradise Lost, the best plays of Shakespeare, Cervantes's Don Quixote, and perhaps Proust's long narrative In Search of Lost Time (or, alternatively titled, Remembrance of Things Past). You can't really call yourself a literature fan without having read it. And certainly I don't think you could call yourself a really wise Christian or Jew without having read the entire book that your faith is based upon. But I do understand its difficulties, as my version of the Bible clocks in at over 1,600 pages. Note that I am going to read the King James version, which is again the absolute gold standard. Along with Shakespeare, the King James Bible helped shaped modern English as we know it. This is the version with the most powerful language, in part because even when it was written at the beginning of the seventeenth century, its language was pretty archaic. This helps lend weight to the weightiest of all narratives--the creation of the universe that begins with Genesis and ends with Revelation and the Apocalypse. Again, I imagine the KJ version will make it a harder read for me, since it was written in the seventeenth century. But that is the price you pay. In literature, as in many other things, the harder you work, the deeper and more profound pleasure you get as a result. This is going to take me a while to read, and I will probably intersperse other works between the books of the Bible.

A couple of quick tips here for those wishing to delve into the awesome world of literature: please, if you are picking a book written in a foreign language to read, research which translation you want to get. This can make or break whether you like a certain work. There are atrocious translations out there, there are ones that are great but don't adhere too closely to the original, and there are ones that are just right. Please research what translation you are getting, and also what edition. Some editions have great notes, which can really add meaning to your experience, as well as great introductions or other essays. For instance, if you are planning to tackle Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, you can choose to read it in the original Middle English (I have read parts of it in this, and it's a unique, invigorating experience once you get the hang of it) or you can read a modernized version. Personally, I would suggest a version that has the original on one page and the modernized version on the facing page, since this way you can tackle the more challenging Middle English while having a helping hand on the other side in case you get stuck.

Another tip is to please read slowly. Growing up I had a tendency to skim along at a very rapid pace. I got away with it since I was mostly reading easier works, like Harry Potter or Stephen King books or Crichton thrillers, but when you are reading great works of literary art, you gain so much more by taking your time. I personally look up all the words I don't know as I'm reading, so this adds a lot of time. I also like to take notes or underline sometimes. Again, the more you put into a work of literature, the more you get out of it. You are doing a great injustice to an author like James Joyce or William Shakespeare or Dante Alighieri or Marcel Proust or especially all of the poets by reading their works at a rapid pace. They are considered the absolute greats because they pack so much into their works. Something like Hamlet is so dense with lyrical beauty, with complex metaphors, with pulsing rhythm, with alliteration and puns, and with irony that it takes a lot of effort to dig even moderately deep into its den of dark beauty. People don't read great literature just for the plot, which can of course easily be discerned with speed reading or skimming; they read it for the writing itself.

It is also good to reread stuff. Great literature gets better the more you read it. You uncover new layers and discover things you never saw before. This is especially true with the more challenging works--say, Ulysses or Moby-Dick or The Sound and the Fury or Spenser's Faerie Queen. And it helps to really try to wrestle with your book. Don't just read it, but try to really get inside of it. Try to think about everything going in--why is the author writing in this specific style and how does it relate to the work as a whole? Etc. Try to do more than just read a book to find out who dies at the end. A couple tips here from Jack Murnighan's Beowulf on the Beach (an excellent starting guide for 50 of the world's classics--this single-handedly made me want to tackle the great works of world literature): don't see the movie first! I really can't stress this enough. It's so much better to read the book first, because as much as I love movies, I think that truly breathtaking literature has a more profound effect on us (at least me) than do movies. You really live with a great book. I will try to start doing this from now on, although sometimes it's hard (and sometimes the movies really are better than the books, such as The Godfather or Psycho or Jaws or many others). Another tip of his is to keep a "commonplace book," which I've started doing, to write down your thoughts on the work, new words, great quotes, or just chains of thought that you started on because of the book.

Alright, back to my upcoming reading list. Being me, I decided to go all-out and try to read William Shakespeare in his entirety in chronological order. What the fuck is with my obsession with chronological order lately? This is a rather ballsy move, considering his worst plays are the first ones, but I want to grow with the world's greatest author, so that by the time I get to the sheer masterpieces of Hamlet, King Lear, and Macbeth, I will be a much more mature and intelligent reader, ready to engage with the most technically gifted and soul-stirring writer out there. The Bible and Shakespeare are I think the two edifices of literature where it's most important to read slowly and try your motherfucking hardest to really dig deep into these monumental monoliths of human art. But so much of literature and indeed our entire human culture itself is based on these two things that I decided to get them out of the way early in my quest to master world literature. But I am ready to be fucked mercilessly by these things, so expect to see a tired Edward in the upcoming months. At least according to my massive Riverside Shakespeare, his first play is Henry VI (not to be confused with the much better Henry IV and V). This is of course the subject of much scholarly debate, since there is very little known about the world's greatest writer, and of course there is even the endless debate about whether the plays were even written by William. But that is another story for another day. Unfortunately, Henry VI is considered one of his absolute worst plays (it has three parts), but you have to start somewhere. I simply cannot wait until I get to his second period (out of four, at least by my standards), which includes such timeless masterpieces as Julius Caesar and Romeo and Juliet. For any other writer, these would be the absolute pinnacles of their career, but for Shakespeare these were mere warm-ups for his dark and truly spectacular tragedies: Hamlet (whose protagonist many consider to be the greatest literary character of all time), King Lear (perhaps the most tragic of all works), Macbeth, and Othello. These are usually considered to be the masterpieces of Shakespeare. But it will be a long time before I get to those (unfortunately, but then again, I don't think I'm ready as a reader for them yet).

The Bible, Homer, and Shakespeare: these are the centerpieces of Western literature. After them, I'm not sure what I will work on. There are just so many routes. I will probably intersperse all of these works with lighter fare. I really want to read From Hell, often considered to be one of the greatest graphic novels of all time, about Jack the Ripper and written by the author of Watchmen (please read this if you haven't already--love it). I could attempt Dante, who is considered to be perhaps the finest writer there is after Shakespeare. I worry about the difficulty of his absolute masterpiece, The Divine Comedy, though, so I might wait until later to attempt him. The same goes for Milton's Paradise Lost. These are genuinely challenging epic poems, but as I said before, the harder the work, the deeper its pleasures. I also want to tackle the central works of the American canon, which are as follows: Melville's Moby-Dick; Twain's Huckleberry Finn (due for a reread); Thoereau's Walden and the works of his friend Emerson; the poetry of Emily Dickinson and Walt Whitman; the novels of Thomas Pynchon, Cormac McCarthy, Don DeLillo, and Philip Roth (these are the central American authors who are still cranking out books); Hawthorne's Scarlet Letter (I don't think I ever finished this); the novels of Henry James and William Faulkner (America's two greatest novelists); and the works of Hemingway and Fitzgerald. Faulkner and Henry James are both particularly challenging, and it'd be cool if we did some sort of discussion group to give us motivation to slog through their big lists of masterpieces. This is just a blueprint as you can see, but these are all authors I plan to tackle eventually.

There are some nonfiction writers I wish to experience as well. Plato and Montaigne (the great French writer who basically invented the essay single-handedly) are just as much the cornerstones of our culture as Dante and Shakespeare are. I would like to read some Freud, as well as some of the great philosophers. Two things I'm interested in tackling are drama and poetry. I don't have much experience with either, and I find the latter particularly challenging (reading epic poetry like Homer isn't too bad compared to read lyric poetry, at least for me). Poetry really takes concentration and experience to even begin to master. One day I would like to write it, but I definitely need more experience reading it first. In terms of drama, I think I really need to read the Greek classics first (and of course Shakespeare), since this is where it all came from. Sophocles, Euripedes, Aristophanes, and Aeschylus--these are the masters. It is interesting to note, as I have read about, that oftentimes the first examples of specific genres are often considered to be to this day the greatest. A lot say that no one has surpassed these Greek tragedians at their art (except for Shakespeare--his plays are often considered to be a different genre than traditional Greek tragedy, and no one has surpassed Shakespeare at the kind of tragedies that he invented). Homer wrote the first--and many say best--epics. The novel as we know of it starts with Miguel Cervantes's Don Quixote, and you could make a strong case for saying that it is the greatest (at least until Joyce and Proust wrote their masterpieces at the beginning of the twentieth century, but even then....could they offer more than the Don and Sancho gave us?).

Two things I would like to read soon are the first two major works by James Joyce, often considered to be the finest writer of the twentieth century. Known especially and infamously for the eternally challenging masterwork Ulysses, Joyce is considered to be one of the finest technical writers of all time. Gifted with a tremendous vocabulary and intellect, Joyce did not go easy on his readers at all. While Ulysses is almost universally hailed as the greatest novel of the century (it is literature's version of Citizen Kane), it presents an almost impenetrable maze for its readers to try to weave through. There are dozens and dozens of books trying to explain or help the reader through it, but I think most still fail when attempting to read it. It is sad that books like that or Tolstoy's War and Peace are seen as literary Mt. Everests instead of being the rich works of art which they really are. They aren't simply challenges; they should be works of great beauty and wisdom which enrich us. (If you think Ulysses is hard, Joyce spent over a decade working on his final book Finnegans Wake, which is perhaps literature's hardest and most impenetrable read, but some say it is the finest work of literary art of the century past. One day I'd like to tackle it.) Anyways, I don't want to start with either of those books. It is best with Joyce to start with his easier, earlier stuff, which lays groundwork to help you understand his later masterpiece Ulysses (which is modeled on the Odyssey and also Hamlet--each section adheres to a passage from the Odyssey, and is also linked to a certain branch of academia as well as a part of the body--very confusing book). Dubliners was, I believe, his first published book, and is a collection of short stories. "The Dead" is considered to be one of the finest stories of all time. This is going to be what I read first, followed by A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, which is the autobiographical tale of his youth, adolescence, and young adulthood. Many of the characters from this recur in Ulysses, which is another good reason to start with this first. I think both should give me a taste as to why Joyce is considered to be one of the finest authors of all time.

The other candidates for best twentieth century authors are Franz Kafka and Marcel Proust. I might read some Kafka coming up. He is known for being eternally weird and obsessed with themes like alienation and religious doubt. He is often considered to be a prophet who foresaw the atrocities of World War II and the Nazi regime. Several of his family members were killed in the Holocaust, but Kafka died before Hitler's rise. Proust is basically known for one book: the aforementioned In Search of Lost Time. This is an extremely long (3,000+ pages) novel that basically tells the story of its creation. Like many Modernist works, it is heavily autobiographical and experimental. Proust's almost completely unnamed narrator (I believe he is called Marcel only a few times in this gigantic work) bears many similarities to his creator, and the climax of the novel is the decision to create the novel by its narrator. This more than almost any other work is a reason to read slowly and carefully. Probably no one even attempts to read this book anymore, so no one fails, but it is I would say definitely one of the hardest challenges in literature. It is incredibly slow and pensive, but I think if you read deeply enough in it, its almost endless riches will unfold themselves to you. Proust created a work that digs itself perhaps deeper into the complexities of the human mind then any other. Influenced by Freud and the groundbreaking quantum theory in physics, Proust writes a novel that is more metaphysical then plot-based. According to Clifton Fadiman, "Proust is less considered with these matters [story and characters, although Proust has been praised as being the equal of Shakespeare in terms of creating completely vital and memorable characters] than with dramatizing a metaphysical system. Metaphysics tries to answer the question, What is the fundamental nature of reality? Proust devoted his life to answering the question in the form of a work of art. Of course he answers only part of the question. He tells us what reality means to Proust. But the answer has enormous scope and range." Many consider this the finest novel of all time. It is something I don't plan to tackle for a long time--both because of its challenge and because I hear you get so much more out of it with more life experience and wisdom that comes with age--but when I do, it will definitely be something I record either on here or somewhere.

Anywho, that is just some of the things I want to read. There are billions more, and I only listed the works of "high literature" primarily. There are just as many popular books I want to read. This new craze of Girl with the Dragon Tattoo books has made me want to read that series, so I'll be doing that sometime soon.

Also, don't think that video game month has ended just yet for me. I have an upcoming list sometime for the top 50 weapons of all time in a video game, so stay tuned.

--Edward

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Help Self vs. Self Help

I've always been a little skeptical of "Self Help" books and media. I feel a part of me becomes too proud to ever think about using such books that make me recite things to myself, make an effort to smile more whether I want to or not, or come up with impossible thoughts to stretch my mind, all because a book told me to. In a way, it seems very far from self help, because you're getting help from this author or this voice who is making a living out of empowering people (don't get me wrong, people need plenty of empowering, and if it works all the more power to them and the author). But I guess that's the secret to it, enlisting million dollar-level, focus group-tested, research-based help and disguising it as innocent words that you found in a book. And when you read them, they become your own words so that it's you that's helping you.

The other part of me knows I'm being stubborn and would probably buy into some of the crap they tell you to do, and have it work by way of some kind of "Michael's Secret Stuff" effect as in Space Jam, when it's just water the whole time. But I never really get to that point because I sort grimace whenever I see them in stores. I think it's not as much that I feel too proud to take help from a book, but that I can't get over taking help from something so impersonal as a book that is directly trying to help me (I'd rather get help from books trying to take me somewhere completely unrelated to my present life), especially when I know other people are getting help from the exact same book. I want to preserve that selfish notion that I'm so unlike others that some generic book isn't going to get me like I was just another pawn struggling over the same dilemmas and annoyances of life as everyone else (and I bet a mass group of people want to feel that way too).

This is why I inevitably will trust people who know me to help me, because they know me as someone discernable from the sea of billions, with specific traits to myself. I don't think that is too absurd, although I know it could be (like everything) followed to a fault, where you'd never consider the opinion or words of an outsider viewer. It's also hard to hate on the self-help books for me in a way, just because I'm drawn to that tone so much, the tone of speaking to strangers as if they were familiar. But in the end, I do think self help has to come more from the self and being open to the forces at hand, including not just the positive ones of friends or family, but the negative ones as well, of shitty situations that confront and challenge someone to figure out how to get themselves in a better situation. You have to have your own brain to actually help yourself. Like right now, in deciding whether I'm full of shit (as I often wonder when I write).

Monday, June 28, 2010

We were dead before the ship even sank....

In response to Edward's mention in a previous post about finding some new reading material, I suggested a book entitled Zombie by Joyce Carol Oates. The main character is closely based off of the infamous serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer. Ed and I were talking about good ole' Jeffrey the other day and voiced our opinions on his sentence once he was convicted over 25 years ago. Edward said he felt a sort of sympathy for Jeffrey once he watched some interviews with him on YouTube, many stated him as being "an intelligent, soft spoken man". At the time, I couldn't really understand this logic even though so many people do, in fact, sympathize and even idolize serial killers. Anyway, as a receptionist for a landscaping company, every now and then my job can get a bit stressful (and by every now and then i mean never), i still manage to find the time to sit here for hours and google search everything i can on Jeffrey Dahmer. I'm talking biographies, time lines of the murders committed, how and what he did to his victims in gruesome detail, charming snapshots taken from prisons and courtrooms, etc. , etc. I then did some research on Ted Bundy, who while in prison, received an abundance of love letters from women who were literally enamoured of him and his actions, which happened to include murdering and raping up to 40 women. Um, awesome!? I'm not so sure....But, on a serious note, what is the fascination and admiration associated with these men about?? I have to admit, even i felt it, a moment of awe at what they could do and did over and over. I could not stop reading about how Jeffrey Dauhmer would drill holes into the brains of young men he kidnapped and raped to try to create his own "zombie". I continued on to find out how he also decapitated and literally ATE some of his other victims. All i could think was give me more!! In conclusion to this random and somewhat wildly inappropriate post, these are some of the things i stew over at the office on a daily basis and i wanted to share my thoughts. I will end this post with two fun facts:

1)Jeffrey would dismember his victims and keep their heads and genitalia as trophies, biceps and other muscles were frozen for future consumption. He was once quoted as saying that human flesh "tasted like beef". Yummy!

2)Once convicted, he was sentenced to 15 consecutive life sentences, which would equal out to a minimum of 936 years! In 1994, Jeffy was beaten to death with a broom by a fellow inmate.

Let the fascination commence.