Christmas Band Names!

Ye olde Christmas tradition! These were two lists where it was mentioned that we should write holiday-themed band names; note Zack was really the only one to write such names, but wow were they Christmassy. Season's Greetings y'all! (Note that they were written on the back of some stickers and on a napkin, hence the titles)

Sticker List

- Timmy cried on Jesus’ birthday
- Joseph’s ass is my favorite out of those
- As he rocketed through the sky in a ball of flame, we realized right then how cool Rick really was.
- Bachelor of the minute: Jackson Moses Burton
- Left to his own devices, big jerk Jeremiah wiped his butt with torn out Bible pages
- How the Grinch spread smallpox
- John smiled when he realized what had happened to Jodie – she had been devouring poop for three weeks
- Happy Quanza Charlie Brown
- Good riddance Grover, the world will be better off without you
- Steve puts the “vagina” in “crowd pleaser”
- Children, I have some bad news, Santa is dead
- Shit Wailers
- Creamy Buttocks


Napkin List

- When told by the prophet God meant for him to be crucified, Jesus responded, “That two timing whore”
- Smokey Fireborn Ass Crack
- Smokey Robinson smelled like pampers
- That baby pooped in Greg’s mouth
- Christmas killed my dad
- Rick sleepwalked into my bedroom and then he slapped the dog
- Roger puts the rape in “buttrape”
- Spell-bound Negro
- Grandma farted and everything got quiet
- Steve uses a walker in the bathroom to stable himself
- Old Churchie MacWiggers farts when he sleeps
- We all thought it was funny when the lunch lady dressed like Hitler
- By the toll of the bell, meet me over at Charlie’s
- The Christmas tree ate the dog
- Spices and Cornmeals flowed out of Greg’s pants
- John’s got that funky hip groove going. Maybe I should greet him.
- Sweat poured out of Rob’s brow as his friend and neighbor gasped, constipated, in the next room.