Athey

This guy opened my eyes up to everything that I am and all that I have built around my tiny T-Rex brain so that I may never think for myself. After exploring the inner machinations of my own mind and soul (very primitively I might add) I have come to the conclusion that I, too, would let those heathenous Jews die because, in reality they are going to burn in hell anyways. Why waste time? I'm pretty sure all religious people back that decision. Just checked- They do. SCIENCE? what IS this term? I always thought that hurricanes, tornadoes, droughts, famines, floods, earthquakes, fires, etc etc were just God's haymakers and jabs at this terrible mistake that He made- and that all Christians are trying to do is correct it as much as we humbly can. But, apparently there is a logical reason for all this- the Earth has something called weather. crazy.

Now, I do think God wants to punish me. I try hard to please my Master- but continually fail and know his wrath is just around the corner.... but it's nothing that a good self-beating can't fix- God loves masochism and I credit my good graces to my ability to inflict so much pain on myself (like when I stare at a pretty girl in just the wrong way- He hates that).

And it is true- I hate other people, buuuuut I put on a facade of friendship just so I can undermine it by trying to 'save them' at just the right time in order to prevent them from burning in the seventh circle of hell forever. Before this post I judged everything and everybody and kept a distance with my relationships- because I, of course, didnt want to be tainted by everyone's else's filth. But after listening to this guy, I can finally be human just like the rest of the evolved monkeys. And I'll admit it. I've never had a gay friend EVER. But it's gonna be difficult blazing my own gay trail out there in the real world because, I mean, you can catch it right? No thank you. I'm a new Athey, but I just cant get over that at this juncture.

I'll tell you right now for a fact- being raised by religious parents I realize that mine would simply stop loving me if, in their eyes, I had chosen the wrong path. As a newly inducted atheist, i will love my children 1000 times more than any religious person especially if they try to kill me...and thats my pearl.

Holy Shit! I read Harry Potter while being a Christian. Oh my Science. The old me would pray, but I've learned that the inward look at oneself that prayer offers is a ridiculous waste of time and offers no positive outcome. I've wasted so much time- I could have been practicing all the wild-kinky sex moves that I will now need so i can finally sow these atheist oats. And if anyone wants to challenge me and prove me wrong that would make my day- because i'm atheist now and there's nothing more that i like than being proven wrong. I wont even argue or make a scene like all the other humans do- because i'm in the brotherhood and sisterhood now- cause all women tore off those religious shackles they had on- they are free now!

Magic is fake. God is magic. Therefore, God is fake- that is what is called deduction bitches and I just learned that shit. The only way i would have enjoyed his presentation more would be if he had a pop-up book accompanied by a book on tape- Before this, I wasnt smart, couldnt think for myself, and just was a bad person- thank you fightingatheist- youve changed me for the better.