hi all,
im new here, ed invited me. hopefully this post is entertaining enough....
so i must have been in 8th grade (obviously i was a late bloomer) and for some reason was in my mom's room snooping around when i found some vhs tapes (remember those?). so i grabbed a couple and popped them into the vcr. i was crazy 80's porn. i remember being so weirded out. the music was awful. i had never actually seen anyone having sex before. while i was completely appalled by what i was seeing, i was so intrigued, became almost obsessed. i would sneak into my moms room all the time and find ones that i hadnt watched yet. i think was only a phase and didnt last very long, but i will never forget the blonde chick and the black dude doing it in the shower to awful music.
Ugh, is there any kind of porn worse than '80s porn? This is vividly depicted in the latter stages of Boogie Nights. This guy on my schoolbus gave me VHS porn once. Holy shit was it disgusting and bad, but you know I watched it over and over.
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ReplyDeleteI would say there is a high probability. There seemed like an overabundance of fake tits in the '80s vids. I guess some prefer that. The black dude had a moustache?
ReplyDeleteThere was a lot of bondage in this particular film. Not even professional-looking bondage. '80s white trash in-the-basement bondage. I had to fast forward those scenes. Even I'm not that desperate.
wow, 80s porn will get you. If there was ever a time for dirty, gnasy shi-ite. I might have to follow up with a post from Nick Clarke's house. yikes.
ReplyDeleteLet's get physical! Physical! (I still fail to understand how sweat bands are sexy)
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